Hey, reader, any idea what you’ve got in your hands? No, not that, you pervert—your other hand! This is the first ever CELEBRITY SKIN NUDE YEARBOOK! Since we are a carnal college of sorts, we consider the girls in our pages as our student bodies. We proudly watch our freshmen class lasses start out in low-budget flicks with topless roles like Girl #3, then graduate to full- frontal sex scenes in big Hollywood blockbusters. So without further ado, please join us here at C.S.U. as we salute the hottest current and past alumni. LADIES OF THE EIGHTIES includes the raunchiest Reagan- era babes such as Fast Timer Phoebe Cates (top). Our NINETIES KNOCKOUTS includes hot Jaime Pressly (right). TODAY’S TOP T&A has stacked nudecummers like Jelena Jensen (below right). Our frisky FOREIGN EXCHANGE FOXES imports the perfection of Yulia Mayarchuk (bottom right).
Bettie Page (below)! —Hollis
Celebrity Ston. Volume 30. No. 150. December 2006 This issue of Celebrity Skin Magazine was published on 4/13/2006. All actors, actresses, models and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of actual sexually explicit conduct, simulated sexual conduct, or nudity were at least 18 years of age when such visual depiction was created.
The Custodian of Records for all visual depiction of actual sexually explicit conduct presented in this issue of Celebrity Skin and governed by the provisions of 18 U.S.C. 2257 and 28 C.F.R. Part 75 is Freddy Delgado. The records required by 18 U.S.C. 2257 are available for inspection by authorized persons at 801 Second Ave., New
ler visual depictions displayed in this magazine are exempt from the requirement of the 18 U.S.C. 2257 because they are depictions of simulated sexual explict conduct or non-sexually explicit nudity or are otherwise exempt because they were created before July 3.1905.